[OOC. hi! i’m zoë. i made this blog because i thought that a pokémon rp blog would be fun. big unreality tw for the whole blog. everything will be tagged but still. my main blog is @missdirectiontv if you ever want to say hi]
hey everyone! i’m Thera. i’m a research assistant based out of Hoenn. this blog will mostly be about my amazing team and the occasional discoveries or updates.
my team is made up of the following!
Ina, my Sylveon, who i’ve had since i was a little kid
Chrissy, who is technically a support animal. she’s a Kirlia and loves dancing. i’ll post a video one day
Esme, my Poochyena, who has been a family pet who just. hasn’t evolved. my parents took her in when they were in college. she’s still as soft as ever. (yes, that is her in my profile picture.)
and finally, Yasu, my Vulpix. she’s the most recent addition, as my girlfriend literally found her behind a dumpster on our vacation to see her family in Aloha. she’s still super skittish but she’s warming up to me. slowly
(ID: two memes using the "it's 2023 i'm done arguing / if you hate X i'm straight up murdering you" meme format. the first says "asexuals" and has a picture of the ace pride flag, and the second says "aromantics" and has a picture of the aro pride flag. end ID)
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I've had a kid use sandattack nonstop against me in a battle, i'm still finding sand in places i didn't know existed ever since
I KNOW RIGHT
STOP FUCKING USING SAND ATTACK IM GONNA BE CLEANING THIS SHIT OUT OF MY HAIR FOR WEEKS
About a year ago we had someone that didn't like how we use our categorization system(we needed his full name because we needed to identify his records so I could get him the correct paperwork for trying to adopt a 'problem pokemon') and he didn't like it so he brought out his Sandshrew and the entire office was covered in sand. Still finding some here and there
Getting rid of sand, by human who lives in desert:
Wind moves. Blows it out of anywhere depending on strength. Good for spaces you can not reach with limbs.
Water on fabric. Picks up sand out of carpet better than dry fabric.
Certain Pokemon can eat sand, usually rock/ground types. Good for disposal.
desert route. yeah that checks out
thanks for your tips! ill put them to good use.
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*uses sand attack*
thank you anon. thank you so much
STOP FUCKING USING SAND ATTACK IM GONNA BE CLEANING THIS SHIT OUT OF MY HAIR FOR WEEKS
yall hear about that incident yesterday in sinnoh where someone’s blastoise fucking obliterated a kid’s furret? like fucking arceus
note to self. do not play tug of war with a gible.
STOP. USING. EARTHQUAKE. IN. RESIDENTIAL. AREAS.
“Use Flash!” bitch buy a fucking flashlight
best moment of my life was when i was watching some team magma loser try to break into someones house and get fucking incinerated by their blaziken